Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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