peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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