Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Randomize
