do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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