you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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