you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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