Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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