all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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