We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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