hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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