Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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