We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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