Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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