WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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