Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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