i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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