Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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