Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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