How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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