she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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