What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Randomize
