I am puke
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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