I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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