Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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