It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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