Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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