So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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