Little spoons don't ask big questions
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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