How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Holy shit dude........stairs
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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