Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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