Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
where are you?
Hypothermia
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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