Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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