Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
