i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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