he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
i love accidental penises.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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