i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
my shit smells like andre
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
