Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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