Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Randomize
