It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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