Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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