I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
How's work?
Spinning.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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