yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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