just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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