I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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