I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
just come out here and I will go home with you...
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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