Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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