we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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