Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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