And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Randomize
