She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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